Welcome to another Adventure of Bob and Mary as they take in beautiful Buenos Aires. Bob is a grumpy goat guy and Mary is an uptight lovely lady.
Mary: This man looks sooo sad.
Bob: You’d be sad too if birds shat on your head all day.
Mary: Why is that guy standing on a tall pole.
Bob: Mary, I have no clue. Why are you asking me stupid questions?
Mary: Wow, that is so rude Bob. REALLY uncalled for.
Bob: I know why he is there now. So he can get couples to argue for no damn reason.
Bob: Why on earth would they show a picture of Evita eating a sandwich on a building? Was she an avid sandwich eater or something.
Mary: It’s a microphone Bob.
Bob: Oh. That makes a lot more sense.
Mary: Wow the US has one of those in DC.
Bob: Do you think it’s the same one and if you go in you can teleport from city to city.
Bob: I miss the days when we could dream together Mary.
Mary: Bob, why don’t we paint our house pink like this?
Bob: Because we ain’t Barbie and we don’t live in Malibu.
Mary: We should really consider moving to Malibu.
Mary: We both thought this was Theater Colon.
Bob: But we went in and it was a court house and we felt like idiots.