I’d like to introduce you to two special friends of mine. They are Bob and Mary. A Goat and a Llama that are traveling with me and are going to be in pictures along the way. Bob and Mary are a couple so please don’t hit on any of them to lead them astray from their loved one. Mary is an uptight Llama and Bob is a curmudgeon of a Goat. Both are lovely.
BOB AND MARY DO CORDOBA.
Mary: Hi, I’m Mary. I’m a Llama and I love Bob.
Bob: Hi, I’m Bob. And I’m a goat and I love Mary more when I’m drinking wine.
Mary: Oh Bob, I wish we got married in a church like this. It’s so beautiful.
Bob: Yeah, its a lot nicer than my mothers garage.
Bob: Dear God, if I created a clone of Mary and I hooked up with the clone would it be considered cheating or not?
Mary: Dear God, can you help Bob be taller than me. Not being able to wear heels sucks.
Mary: These are all the people that got kidnapped when Argentina had a bad dictatorship. It’s super sad.
Bob: Screw Dictatorships, they are a just a bunch of dicks.
Mary: Trees got sweaters here?
Bob: Oh my this must be so embarrassing for the trees. I see the shame in dogs eyes when they wear those stupid sweaters. These must be the trees that suck at giving shade so they are shamed with sweaters.
Mary: Oh my look at that underwear model ad, but there’s only one guy in his underwear, I guess they are sexist here too.
Bob: Ohh, I never even saw those girls in underwear, I was looking at the panda bear. Thanks for pointing out such a sexist ad that I never saw…till you pointed it out.
Bob: Why are the trash can’s never on the ground here.
Mary: Bob, I don’t know. Do you think i’m a damn Trash Can specialist.
Mary: This is a famous Argentina singer.
Bob: He looks like Hulk Hogan but not like him, if that makes any sense.
Bob: Why is it always statues of horses? Why not a goat or a panda bear wearing women’s underwear sometime?
Mary: Because horses are majestic stalions. I dated a horse in college. His name was Roger. And he used to do nude modeling for extra cash at colleges.